Hermione the zombie bogroll lady is the belle of the zombie ball. She's taking the dancefloor by storm in her pink knitted ballgown,with a shock of lustrous, crimped woolly hair that keeps her removable brain nice and cosy while she dances... and she's so gracious, her cute little knitted heart leaps out of her chest as she offers her hand to you.

She can sit on top of any standard roll of toilet paper... (as long as it's got a hole in the middle so she can dangle her disembowelled guts down it for comfort as she glides across the ballroom.

(bogroll not included)